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Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone (PG) - Sky Movies Family - 3:30pm

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:51:06 GMT

Showing on Sky Movies Family at 3:30pm, December 24th for 165 minutes. Get Reminder Alert

Although his non-magical aunt and uncle treat him horribly, Harry Potter leaves that life behind to attend Hogwarts where he finds the love and family that he has never had. A glittering cast of Brits brings the fictional world of JK Rowling to life.

Starring as "Nearly Headless Nick"

Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone (PG) - Sky Movies Family HD - 3:30pm

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:51:06 GMT

Showing on Sky Movies Family HD at 3:30pm, December 24th for 165 minutes. Get Reminder Alert

Starring as "Nearly Headless Nick"

Shrek 2 (U) - BBC 1 - 5:45pm

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:51:06 GMT

Showing on BBC 1 at 5:45pm, December 24th for 85 minutes. Get Reminder Alert

Animated sequel following the grumpy ogre and his bride as they head for the land of Far Far Away to meet her parents. As Shrek contends with his new in-laws, the wicked Fairy Godmother sets in motion a dastardly scheme to scupper his marriage to Fiona. And will any of them survive at the hands of dandy assassin Puss in Boots?

Starring as "King"

Scorched (12) - Movies4Men - 6:30pm

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:51:06 GMT

Showing on Movies4Men at 6:30pm, December 24th for 105 minutes. Get Reminder Alert

Comical crime caper starring John Cleese, Woody Harrelson and Alicia Silverstone. Three employees of a bank in a small desert town all make plans to rob it at the same time, oblivious to each other.

Starring as "Charles Merchant"

Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone (PG) - Sky Movies Family - December 25th - 12:30pm

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:51:06 GMT

Showing on Sky Movies Family at 12:30pm, December 25th for 160 minutes. Get Reminder Alert

Starring as "Nearly Headless Nick"

Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone (PG) - Sky Movies Family HD - December 25th - 12:30pm

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:51:06 GMT

Showing on Sky Movies Family HD at 12:30pm, December 25th for 160 minutes. Get Reminder Alert

Starring as "Nearly Headless Nick"

Time Bandits (PG) - Film4 - December 25th - 4:15pm

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:51:06 GMT

Showing on Film4 at 4:15pm, December 25th for 135 minutes. Get Reminder Alert

Surrealistic comedy-fantasy by director Terry Gilliam, with Craig Warnock as Kevin, a young boy snatched from his suffocating suburban existence for a series of bizarre adventures in time and space by a band of renegade dwarfs led by Randall. Starring John Cleese, Sean Connery and Ralph Richardson. Edited for language.

Starring as "Robin Hood"

The World Is Not Enough (12) - RTÉ 2 - December 26th - 6:20pm

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:51:06 GMT

Showing on RTÉ 2 at 6:20pm, December 26th for 135 minutes. Get Reminder Alert

007 must resolve a potentially deadly power struggle between two unstable nations, with control of the world's oil supply as the ultimate prize.

Starring as "R"

Clockwise (PG) - RTÉ 1 - December 28th - 2:25am

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:51:06 GMT

Showing on RTÉ 1 at 2:25am, December 28th for 95 minutes. Get Reminder Alert

A punctuality-obsessed headmaster has the simple task of getting himself to Norwich but ends up wanted for kidnapping, theft and impersonating a monk.

Starring as "Brian Stimpson"

Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone (PG) - Sky Movies Christmas HD - December 29th - 9:40am

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:51:06 GMT

Showing on Sky Movies Christmas HD at 9:40am, December 29th for 160 minutes. Get Reminder Alert

Starring as "Nearly Headless Nick"

Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone (PG) - Sky Movies Christmas - December 29th - 9:40am

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:51:06 GMT

Showing on Sky Movies Christmas at 9:40am, December 29th for 160 minutes. Get Reminder Alert

Starring as "Nearly Headless Nick"

Die Another Day (12) - ITV1 London - December 29th - 10:35pm

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:51:06 GMT

Showing on ITV1 London at 10:35pm, December 29th for 145 minutes. Get Reminder Alert

While on assignment in North Korea, James Bond is captured by government agents and imprisoned, but when he finally wins his freedom, not everyone is certain 007 is still up to it. Sent on a mission to track down North Korean Zao and unscrupulous entrepreneur Gustav Graves, Bond hops from England to Cuba to Korea to Iceland in pursuit of his quarry, and makes the acquaintance of two beautiful and mysterious women, Jinx and Miranda Frost.

Starring as "Q"

Scorched (12) - Movies4Men - December 30th - 5:30pm

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:51:06 GMT

Showing on Movies4Men at 5:30pm, December 30th for 105 minutes. Get Reminder Alert

Comical crime caper starring John Cleese, Woody Harrelson and Alicia Silverstone. Three employees of a bank in a small desert town all make plans to rob it at the same time, oblivious to each other.

Starring as "Charles Merchant"

The Magic Pudding (U) - Film24 - December 31st - 9:30am

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:51:06 GMT

Showing on Film24 at 9:30am, December 31st for 95 minutes. Get Reminder Alert

A lovely children's animated adventure from Australia. Listen out for the voices of Sam Neill, Geoffrey Rush, Toni Collette, Jack Thompson and Hugo Weaving.

Starring as "Albert The Magic Pudding"

Igor (PG) - Sky Movies Family - December 31st - 12 noon

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:51:06 GMT

Showing on Sky Movies Family at 12 noon, December 31st for 90 minutes. Get Reminder Alert

The hunchbacked assistant of a mad scientist longs to become an evil inventor like his master, but must overcome the prejudices of his peers to do so.

Starring as "Dr. Glickenstein"

Igor (PG) - Sky Movies Family HD - December 31st - 12 noon

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:51:06 GMT

Showing on Sky Movies Family HD at 12 noon, December 31st for 90 minutes. Get Reminder Alert

Starring as "Dr. Glickenstein"

The Wind In The Willows (U) - FIVER - December 31st - 2:45pm

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:51:06 GMT

Showing on FIVER at 2:45pm, December 31st for 105 minutes. Get Reminder Alert

Fantasy fun for all the family in Terry Jones's reinterpretation of Kenneth Grahame's classic children's book. When the Weasels buy Mole's home from landowner Mr Toad, Mole finds himself evicted, and so begins a battle to reclaim his house. An all-star comic cast includes Steve Coogan, Eric Idle, Stephen Fry and Michael Palin.

Starring as "Mr. Toad's Lawyer"

Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone (PG) - Sky Screen 1 HD - December 31st - 5:20pm

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:51:06 GMT

Showing on Sky Screen 1 HD at 5:20pm, December 31st for 160 minutes. Get Reminder Alert

Starring as "Nearly Headless Nick"

Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone (PG) - Sky Screen 1 - December 31st - 5:20pm

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:51:06 GMT

Showing on Sky Screen 1 at 5:20pm, December 31st for 160 minutes. Get Reminder Alert

Starring as "Nearly Headless Nick"

Igor (PG) - Sky Movies Family - December 31st - 6:30pm

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:51:06 GMT

Showing on Sky Movies Family at 6:30pm, December 31st for 90 minutes. Get Reminder Alert

The hunchbacked assistant of a mad scientist longs to become an evil inventor like his master, but must overcome the prejudices of his peers to do so.

Starring as "Dr. Glickenstein"